So, I find myself travelling alone in northern India, yet I don't feel alone at all, as all of the places I am visiting are packed with tourists and Indians. Three crazy things just happened to me:
1. I just rode in an autorickshaw with 10 people. For those who don't know how small an autorickshaw is, it isn't meant for 10 people. It is meant for a maximum of 3 people, maybe 4 if they are kids.
2. I just saw the horse of a horse drawn carriage fall down while running with 7 passengers in the carriage. Maybe "one horse power" isn't enough for seven people?......
3. I just made a urinary movement in a "public bathroom" on the street. It was absolutely gross. There was shit all over the floor, it smelled narsty, and there was a small golf ball sized hole for materials to thrugh which definitely wasn't working.
A few things to note:
1. India has no health regulations, no traffic laws, and no safety regulations at all.
2. Child labor is alive and doing well here.
3. I will be on a train for 35 of the next 72 hours.
I am in Agra right now. The ancient architecture here is truly unbeleiveable. Yesterday I went to the Agra "Red Fort", the "Baby Taj" (as Rickshaw Wallahs call it), and Akbars Mosoleum. Each site was breathtaking, and cannot be put into words. What I can tell you though, is that at one point yesterday at the masoleum, I had two monkeys on me; one on my head and one on my shoulder.
Today I woke up early at 5:42 (Ellyn and I don't like numbers to end in odds, actually Ellyn doesn't and I adopted the ritual) and headed over to the Taj Mahal for sunrise. Again, it was a sight that cannot be put into words. All I can say really is that it is a massive, beautiful, perfectly constructed specimen of architecture. While there I found a place to lay down and sleep. I think I was the only person sleeping at the Taj Mahal because numerous times I opened my eyes to see people poiting, laughing, or taking pictures. Following this I took a boat ride with a friend of a friend named Tony, who happens to be a tourguide for the Taj Mahal, a trainee actually. Anywhoo, we went out on the river that the Taj Mahal sits on and enjoyed the views from the water....spectacular. We got ripped off by the boatman. He told us it would be 100 Rupees. Then, when we got out into the middle, he only gave us a crappy view of the Taj, and then he told us it would be more Rupees for a better view. WTF?
I didn't realize it, but, most of my pictures over the past few days were taken with 800 speed film. Hopefully they turn out well.
I got cut in line 6 times yesterday.
Side note: I am a little nervous about coming home because i don't want to be asked "how was india?" (by people who haven't read the blog). I don't feel like explaining something that cannot really be put into words....so i am trying to think of ways to diffuse the question. For example: "good", "nice", and "fun" are good conersation breakers.
Tonight I get on a 13 hour train ride to Varanasi, where I will spend some time in and on the Ganges River.
There are many monkeys here and besides sights, this place is a little bit dumpy.